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theantivirus:

sssuckmydick:

8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant

Forever reblog.

this is beautiful :’)

mikaelofficial:

Fuckin awesome!

Wow! I want all of these

matchstickmolly:

What happens when you fall in love with a writer?

Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they…

“Unleash The BEAST” 1000 Rep Weekend Workout Challenge

fitvillains:

Weekend Workout! Unleash The Beast - 1000 rep challenge!

This is a serious fat burning workout, and it’s MUCH tougher than it looks! The exercises are fairly basic, but you should perform them as quickly and deeply as possible. Do not sacrifice proper form for speed.

GOAL: 4 Rounds of The Beast as quickly as possible. The exercises follow this pattern: 50-20-20-10-50-20-20-10-50

My Time: 26 minutes. 35 total, including warm up and cooldown.

You need no equipment for this workout (though you’ll need a bench or chair for the tricep dips). Read the instructions and watch the video demos before you start.

Warm up for 5 minutes before you tackle this BEAST! Jog in place, jump rope, squats, lunges etc. Stretch after you cool down.

Quickie Versions If You’re Short On Time

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

chaystar:

Came across this earlier. -.-

Click here for the coolest blog you will EVER follow

Some parents deserve to get beaten more… and I’m not an advocate of violence.

fitvillains:

Body love & body peace for all. With A vengeance.

Honest. Refreshing. Must read.

“I grew up hard and am still hard and I don’t care. I did not choose this face or this body and I have learned to live with it and love it and celebrate it and adorn it with tremendous drawings from the greatest artists in the world and I feel good and powerful like a nation that has never been free and now after many hard won victories is finally fucking free. I am beautiful and I am finally fucking free.”

“I fly my flag of self-esteem for all those who have been told they were ugly and fat and hurt and shamed and violated and abused for the way they look and told time and time again that they were “different” and therefore unlovable. Come to me and I will tell you and show you how beautiful and loved you are and you will see it and feel it and know it and then look in the mirror and truly believe it. If you are offended by my anger and my might at defending my borders and my people you do not deserve entry into my beloved and magnificent country.”

“I want to defend the children that we still are inside, the fragile sensitive souls who no matter how much we tried were still told we were not good enough. I want to make the world safe and better and happy for us. We deserve beauty, love, respect, admiration, kindness and compassion. If we don’t get it, there will be hell to pay. I am no saint, but I am here for you and me. I am here for us, and I am doing the best I can.”

This post originally appeared on Margaret Cho’s website.

I love Margaret Cho as a comedian, now I love her even more.

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fatasstoskinnybitch:

tugamaggie:

pokelady:

dreamparticles:

dressmedown:

“Chicago” by Sufjan Stevens and “Clocks” by Coldplay played over each other. 

THE CHORUS.

I AM HAVING AN EARGASM

I am NOT a fan of Coldplay… at ALL… but omg

Beautiful!!! :D

heysammy:

Johnny Galecki about gay rumors [x]

Best of Autocorrect

fatasstoskinnybitch:

laughingmysocksoff:

callmelizzette:

rocknrollercoaster:

Literally just made my fucking night.

hahaha!!

Literally tearing up. SO fucking funny

I’m still laughing.

artisticfash:

He’s a prime example of people that say, “imagine what tattoos are gonna look like when you’re 80.”
They look fucking awesome.

artisticfash:

He’s a prime example of people that say, “imagine what tattoos are gonna look like when you’re 80.”

They look fucking awesome.